If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!When Daddy bought a little horse,
I thought it strange; it was of course,
The thing just didn’t look quite right,
But I was small and not too bright.
Had leathery skin from head to toe,
But way back then I didn’t know,
That horses [...]
I work part-time as a funeral attendant. Hopefully that explains the motive for this writing. Just trying to put a little humour into a serious subject.
Well, here I am.
I never expected it to happen this soon,
but I passed away last weekend.
Stupid horse,
I told them I didn’t like horses,
too much power for an animal that gets [...]
I went for a walk, as I did each morn,
I picked up the mail which was always the norm,
A letter, a bill and two lousy flyers,
One for insurance and one selling tires.
Nothing seemed special, all was the same,
I looked a bit closer and saw something strange,
A black and white envelope there in the rack,
I scooped [...]
O young Lochinvar is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Country this guy they detest,
And save armpit noises he talent had none,
He thought they were funny and thought they were fun,
He thought that his ‘talent’ would make him a star,
But no one did care for the young Lochinvar.
He left California and charged straight [...]
I like to play computer games
filled with blood and gore
mowing down my enemies
and beating the high score.
Its gaming that I aim to do
Its gaming I do best
I spend all day, I spend all night
with religious zest.
I’m not addicted, I’m not stuck
but just one more game.
I need to get some sleep this week
it [...]
I’m busy doing nothing
I do it all day long
It’s tiring and its burdensome
I’m doing it all wrong.
I work at it with diligence
I take tremendous care
this idleness is tiring me
I have no time to spare.
I fend of work ferociously
there’s nothing I’d not dare
painstakingly and tediously
I sit here in my chair.
When sun goes down and day is [...]
I wait in vain for sleep to come.
But sleep it skipped me, I get none.
My mind is running one big race.
My body slumps, canโ€t keep pace.
Sleep wont find me in the night.
Restless slumber nerves so tight.
So I just lie here counting sheep.
It grows so dull, it makes one weep.
One wall over [...]
