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To the tune of “Town Without A Pity”
I met her at the grocery store,
And I said, “Hello”, but she just swore,
And that caught me by surprise,
I could not believe my eyes,
What a girl with PMS would do.
I asked her [...]
When Daddy bought a little horse,
I thought it strange; it was of course,
The thing just didn’t look quite right,
But I was small and not too bright.
Had leathery skin from head to toe,
But way back then I didn’t know,
That horses had a thing called hair,
Like puppies, cats and also bears.
And then there were those big wide [...]
This poem is based on an actual dream that I had.
I had a dream the other day,
Its vision will not go away,
About some people dressed in gowns,
(I know how strange this story sounds.)
Each gown was separate from the rest,
With different colours they were blest,
And everyone had points of view,
And revelations that were new.
They studied scripture, [...]
I want to eat a pork chop and love to eat a steak,
But people try to change my mind and say it’s a mistake,
To eat a living creature; they say that it’s a sin,
But I would challenge their beliefs; now where do I begin?
To try to live on lettuce would leave me feeling weak,
To have [...]
Rockin’ rhythms, ever livin’
Beat is poundin’, always givin’
Always jumpin’; always thumpin’
Hear the music as it’s pumpin’
Digital is always playin’
But I can’t hear what it’s sayin’
Nerves are twitchin’; this is bitchin’
In the den and in the kitchen
Sounds are all that I am hearin’
But I love it and I’m cheerin’
Keep it goin’, never stoppin’
As I’m twitchin’ and [...]
He rode into town in the back of a truck,
A man on a mission, who, hoping with luck,
Would find the young zealots who murdered his Dad,
And vowed he’d take vengeance with all that he had.
Was late in the evening, and chores had been done,
He’d gone to the bedroom to tuck in his son,
His father was [...]
I walked upon a razor’s edge,
My feet were bleeding crimson red,
The pain was great, I slipped and fell,
And landed in the pit of Hell.
And Satan greeted me with glee,
He said, “How are you, can’t you see,
That you are in my world to stay?
I own your soul and you will pay.”
And voices taunted, visions swelled,
In total [...]
The winters come and winters go,
And some have rain and some have snow,
But there is something you should know,
Some things remain the same.
At times they’re wet, at times they’re dry,
It’s quite enough to make you cry,
But there’s one thing you can’t deny,
Some things remain the same.
Some days are warm and some are cold,
To venture out [...]
“Look at this ink-blot and what do you see?”
“Men in white jackets are coming for me.”
“Some see a rainbow and some see a ring,”
“God only knows, I don’t see a damn thing.”
“Look a bit closer and what can you tell?”
“Lock me up quick ’cause I think I’m in Hell.”
“There is a story or there is [...]
I work part-time as a funeral attendant. Hopefully that explains the motive for this writing. Just trying to put a little humour into a serious subject.
Well, here I am.
I never expected it to happen this soon,
but I passed away last weekend.
Stupid horse,
I told them I didn’t like horses,
too much power for an animal that gets [...]
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