By Lou in texas on December 24, 2009
im a poet
when i was young and in my prime the world was new and so unkind in this world we all shall pass, working and working trying to by some cheap gas to travel the country side far and near, to go visit relatives and people we hold dear.
through the interstates and road’s we [...]
Posted in Family Poems, Funny Poems, Short Poems | Tagged alone, class, Life, list, Money, people, Poem, Poems, Stories, Travel, world
By David Pekrul on September 6, 2008
To the tune of “Town Without A Pity”
I met her at the grocery store,
And I said, “Hello”, but she just swore,
And that caught me by surprise,
I could not believe my eyes,
What a girl with PMS would do.
I asked her on a lovely date,
But her eyes were red and full of hate,
Then she said, “Just take [...]
Posted in Funny Poems | Tagged alone, eyes, Full Of Hate, girl, Girl Talk, Grocery Store, Hell, love, Pms, Pretty Girl, Shock, Surprise, Tea, war
By David Pekrul on August 23, 2008
When Daddy bought a little horse,
I thought it strange; it was of course,
The thing just didn’t look quite right,
But I was small and not too bright.
Had leathery skin from head to toe,
But way back then I didn’t know,
That horses had a thing called hair,
Like puppies, cats and also bears.
And then there were those big wide [...]
Posted in Funny Poems | Tagged Armour, Cats, Dad, Daddy, Dinosaur, Ears, Eating Meat, Feet, Head To Toe, Horses, Leathery Skin, Little Horse, love, Pies, Pony, Puppies, Remorse, Scales, Teeth
By David Pekrul on August 6, 2008
I work part-time as a funeral attendant. Hopefully that explains the motive for this writing. Just trying to put a little humour into a serious subject.
Well, here I am.
I never expected it to happen this soon,
but I passed away last weekend.
Stupid horse,
I told them I didn’t like horses,
too much power for an animal that gets [...]
Posted in Funny Poems | Tagged Bust, Celebration, Dead Alive, Earth, Fellow Man, Flower, flowers, fun, Gentle Spirit, Goat, Guess, Horse Pucky, Horses, humour, Lain, Lazy Slob, Life, Motive, Orchids, Part Time, Penny Pincher, people, Rattlesnake, Sex, Sex Appeal, Spirit, Stupid Horse, Stupid Snake
By David Pekrul on July 26, 2008
I went for a walk, as I did each morn,
I picked up the mail which was always the norm,
A letter, a bill and two lousy flyers,
One for insurance and one selling tires.
Nothing seemed special, all was the same,
I looked a bit closer and saw something strange,
A black and white envelope there in the rack,
I scooped [...]
Posted in Funny Poems | Tagged Bad Luck, Black And White, Black White, Coop, D White, Dead Cat, Doing It My Way, Envelope, Fame, Fire, Flat Tire, Fool, Friend, Friends, Gullible Person, house, Insurance, kiss, Lad, Liar, Life, Mail, Money, pain, Pies, Ready To Party, sin, Taxi, Tires, Young Lady
By David Pekrul on June 4, 2008
O young Lochinvar is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Country this guy they detest,
And save armpit noises he talent had none,
He thought they were funny and thought they were fun,
He thought that his ‘talent’ would make him a star,
But no one did care for the young Lochinvar.
He left California and charged straight [...]
Posted in Funny Poems | Tagged Ash, Bloom, class, courage, Feathers, Flower, flowers, For you, fun, funny, heart, humour, Lessons, Life, pain, parody, people, Pies, Pride, Sun, Tick, war
By Anthony Williams on May 5, 2008
I like to play computer games
filled with blood and gore
mowing down my enemies
and beating the high score.
Its gaming that I aim to do
Its gaming I do best
I spend all day, I spend all night
with religious zest.
I’m not addicted, I’m not stuck
but just one more game.
I need to get some sleep this week
it [...]
Posted in Family Poems, Free Poems, Funny Poems | Tagged addict, blood, class, computer, cry, empty, Game, gamer, Kids, love, memory, Mother, night, Poem, Shame, sin, sleep, Stomach
By Anthony Williams on May 5, 2008
I’m busy doing nothing
I do it all day long
It’s tiring and its burdensome
I’m doing it all wrong.
I work at it with diligence
I take tremendous care
this idleness is tiring me
I have no time to spare.
I fend off work ferociously
there’s nothing I’d not dare
painstakingly and tediously
I sit here in my chair.
When sun goes down and day is [...]
Posted in Free Poems, Funny Poems, Short Poems | Tagged burdens, idleness, pain, Sun
By Anthony Williams on May 2, 2008
I wait in vain for sleep to come.
But sleep it skipped me, I get none.
My mind is running one big race.
My body slumps, canโ€t keep pace.
Sleep wont find me in the night.
Restless slumber nerves so tight.
So I just lie here counting sheep.
It grows so dull, it makes one weep.
One wall over [...]
Posted in Free Poems, Funny Poems | Tagged class, empty, Fate, funny, Funny Poem, Nerves, night, Running, Sea, sleep, slumber, snore
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