O young Lochinvar is come out of the west, Through all the wide Country this guy they detest, And save armpit noises he talent had none, He thought they were funny and thought they were fun, He thought that his ‘talent’ would make him a star, But no one did care for the young Lochinvar. [...]
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Computer Addict
I like to play computer games filled with blood and gore mowing down my enemies and beating the high score. Its gaming that I aim to do Its gaming I do best I spend all day, I spend all night with religious zest. I’m not addicted, I’m not stuck but just one more game. I [...]
Work
I’m busy doing nothing I do it all day long It’s tiring and its burdensome I’m doing it all wrong. I work at it with diligence I take tremendous care this idleness is tiring me I have no time to spare. I fend off work ferociously there’s nothing I’d not dare painstakingly and tediously I [...]
I can’t sleep!
I wait in vain for sleep to come. But sleep it skipped me, I get none. My mind is running one big race. My body slumps, canโ€t keep pace. Sleep wont find me in the night. Restless slumber nerves so tight. So I just lie here counting sheep. It grows so dull, it makes one [...]
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