The SNOW came down, an, STARTED TO BLOW-
It was bad as a blizzard could be!
But the SALE was on, and he HAD TO GO-
HE WAS “Lewis of the Double E”!
The heifers were all square and fat-
But only the show was free-
For they sold em all to the “Stetson Hat”-
Thats….”LEWIS”……of the double E.!!
A hundred FARMERS came to town-
With pockets full of daugh-
But….ther was Lewis…..when they turned aroun-
An…….they had to let em go!
Ya……there was “Lewis” when they looked aroun-
BLACK SUIT AN BOOTS TO MATCH-
An they wished that they had stayed at home-
By their own little garden patch!
TWENTY THREE HEIFERS…the truck pulled up…
They LOADED em…to the last bone….
The LEWIS climbed in with his Stetson Hat-
And…..drove through the snow…..ALONE!…..
O it could be there are better days-
And SKIES MORE RAINBOW FAIR!
But….you’ll never know that a thrill it was-
‘CAUSE THE “DOUBLE E” WAS THERE!
Yaaaa…… the snow came down an started to blow-
It was bad as a blizzard could be-
But THE SALE WAS ON, and he HAD to go,
HE WAS “LEWIS” ….of the “Double E”.
How much do you think these CATTLE cost?
A FULL EIGHT THOUSAND DOWN!…………
But worth it all…. can you HEAR EM BAWL?
As they HAULED EM OUT OF TOWN!
They had BOT THE CATTLE and YEESESKRIST
They had to get em home-
I think that LEWIS got his ears froxe off-
Five hundred miles from HOME!

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