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My Oculist was a Carpenter

I’m now sworn against hypocrisy, which lets me poke and prod All the minor faults of Christians, while I miss the love of God. I defend my rights to swindle you, as long as I can pick One cathedral in a hundred, where the dead have caught the quick. So I shun the men, who [...]

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I Passed Away Last Weekend

I work part-time as a funeral attendant.  Hopefully that explains the motive for this writing.  Just trying to put a little humour into a serious subject. Well, here I am. I never expected it to happen this soon, but I passed away last weekend. Stupid horse, I told them I didn’t like horses, too much [...]

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