What A Girl With PMS Can Do

I met her at the grocery store,
And I said, “Hello”, but she just swore,
And that caught me by surprise,
I could not believe my eyes,
What a girl with PMS would do.

I asked her on a lovely date,
But her eyes were red and full of hate,
Then she said, “Just take a hike”,
And she looked like she would strike,
Then I knew just what this girl could do.

It wasn’t pretty,
Not so pretty,
So I thought I’d better leave her all alone,
For I was wary,
Very wary,
‘Cause it looked like she could tear me to the bone.

So I turned around and walked away,
For it wasn’t safe for me to stay,
But I’m still in kind of shock,
By the way that girl did talk,
For that girl with PMS was you.

No it isn’t very pretty what a girl with PMS can do.

by David Ronald Bruce Pekrul